Friday, June 4, 2010

Trouble with a sofa!

Hi people...ever have trouble with a sofa? The kind that when you sit down you sink down inside of the monster eating cushion.  Your butt is gone, your knees are at your chest and you feel like a BIG FAT TUB -O-LARD!  Yep, you heard me...I have been on such a sofa.  And believe me it isn't a pretty picture.  Now I know how I have had to get off the sofa...usually a crane pulls me up.  But if a crane isn't available, I have to swallow my pride and rock my FAT BUTT back and forth, up and down, in hopes of making some sort of attempt to get out of the said monster. :D  When that doesn't work, I  swallow even more pride and have someone grab my arm and heave me out of my Myer..  Ohhh the shame I have lived with, the shame of not being able to lift my own arss up and out of a man eating sofa.  WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL  not no more!!  Today I was able to get up as if I was a 135 pound thin person!!!  SO I don't know what has changed, but I am so happy to be able to do this, on my own!!  Hallelujah!!  Just a little update to let all my diet buddies know I am on the mend!

I have these melt downs and then I get through licking my wounds and I am right back on top of things.  SO until later....keep your feet on the ground when seating on a swallowing sofa!!

Later, Quay

3 comments:

Lesia said...

You are awesome! Way to defeat that couch! You go girl...

Joy said...

It's the little things in life that can make us so happy. Way to go!! Hugs!

MommaSaid said...

Woot to the hoot, baybee!