Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Ok People I Warned You!


See I did decide to post this evening rather...than this afternoon BUTT, I am posting non the less! So my new fat lady clothes came today. You are going to die when you see what came in the mail. Ok This is a very embarrassing topic, so we have to whisper here, (Lyle go away) I ordered some panties, the reason is a long and sad one so I will spare all the details as to why I need to buy panties. oK!! Let's move on! It's been a coons age since I have had to order said panties. Back in the day I wore a skinny size 8. So I tried to guess and after looking over all the size charts for a fat ladies BUTT, I decided on a size 14.

OMG! That's all I'm going to say, I will let the picture's speak for themselves!! Here goes nothin'. Disclaimer: these panties have been worn by no one and never will be worn by anyone I know of!! Whoooosh!

Can you believe it?? They are as wide as my rocking chair seat!! In fact let's see if they are as big as my rocking chair, then they could be head rest's for my chair...ya think??? NAAAA!!!


*Big Sigh* oK blogger fans, I am so sorry to have put you thru' such a show, but it had to be done. Done so other WW ladies would never make the same mistake as I did. In fact it is probably best to not order any panties until you have reached your goal!! Be careful walking over vents ladies & Lyle! hehehe

9 comments:

Ana said...

Omg is right! I love your posts! Thanks for writing so people like me can be inspired. :)

Lesia said...

lol you are too funny!

Petra said...

LOL! You are absolutely bonkers, as they say here in England, and I love you for that! And for the panties...well...hem, your chair seems to like them.
X X

Sam said...

I'm seriously rolling on the floor right now... and considering I'm at work!!! Oh my goodness, you are such a crack up!!! Well... if that's not motivation, I don't know what is!

Lindsay said...

Hahah You are WAY to funny!

Sam said...

You deserve an award for how funny you are!! Which is perfect, since I just put one up for you on my blog. Pop on over and grab it. Don't forget to follow the rules! :) Thanks for all the laughs, and hugs. You're a great friend!

Joy said...

I loved loved loved your post. You made my day!! Hugs!

senora_x said...

Gotta tell you I've literally been there done that! You are too funny! Love it!

julielopez3 said...

I wouldn't of believed it if I hadn't seen this picture.. haha!
Maybe you could stuff them like a pillow and sew the top and legs shut, and use them for throw pillows.. haha. That is a lot of fabric, I hope you were able to send them back.